
"Hey Rayna, want some candy?"
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"Hey Rayna, want some candy?"
In the Guru District
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Ascent of Machine.
"Invest in technology."
"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'
Gadget geek.
"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"
"Was that my pager or yours?"
Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley
With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.
"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'
All the apps hidden within a phone
"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."
"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."
'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'
'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'
"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."
S.S.dot.com
I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri
I've always been slower than computers...
"Fact amnesty"
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
'Everyone's in a rush these days!'
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.
"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"
"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."
The Uses of a Stethoscope
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