Techie Communicator Gifts

Ah, that explains it. This whole argument happened because you couldn't see the smiley-face emoji in my word balloon over the phone.

Polly txt speak

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'