Techie Communicator Gifts

Polly txt speak

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"We don't talk anymore."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

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