Tech-savvy Communicators Gifts

"It's all in emojis, but I think Lassie is trying to tell us something."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Have you considered using email?

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Employee performance review software.

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'