Telepresence Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"So Billy wanted you to be his science project?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

What's an Imax cave?

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

City Marathon.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Let us pray...'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The Thinker?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I have an app for that."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"