Teleconference Aficionado Gifts

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"It's a fair COP26."

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

Telework Pants

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"He's working from home."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'All these conferences look the same.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"So - we meet at last."

Owl answers telephone.

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"Please stay on the line....Your call is being ignored in the order in which it was received."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"I find her remarkably attractive."

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"