Conference Call Enthusiast Gifts

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Must be another conference-call party."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

...the onion rings

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

"It's a fair COP26."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Working from Home

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

I hope I've shown you some ways to curb emissions and I look forward to seeing you again at next year' s conference

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'All these conferences look the same.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"