Teleconference Enthusiast Gifts

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Telework Pants

"It's a fair COP26."

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'All these conferences look the same.'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"He's working from home."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"So - we meet at last."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

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"I find her remarkably attractive."

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"

"Must be another conference-call party."