Video Conferencing Aficionado Gifts

Man traveling to a conference via a 'Video Tele Conferencing' giant telephone

"Still working online I see."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Zoom Christmas

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Remote work