Video Conferencing Enthusiast Gifts

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Zoom Christmas

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Dog Park Zoom

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Remote work