Teleconference Pro Gifts

Telework Pants

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Data From a Truck

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'It's engaged.'

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

Alexander Graham Bell sends the first text/sext message to Watson that says 'Mr. Waston, Come here. STOP. I want to see you. STOP. What are you wearing? STOP'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Remorse code

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

Laws and mobile technology

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"So - we meet at last."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"Did you give me the finger?"

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Sorry but I need to take this call. Would you mind holding on the other line?"

'It's for you.'