Teleconferencing Pro Gifts

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego teleconferencing in from?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Telework Pants

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

Big Man Off Campus

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"So - we meet at last."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"Did you give me the finger?"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"

Zoom Backdrop

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

Woman bringing coffee cups to business people attending a video conference (via computer screens).

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."

Longing for office work

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"After that last online meeting I had, everyone sent me nose hair tweezers. Just what are they trying to say?"