Teleconferencing Wizard Gifts

Woman bringing coffee cups to business people attending a video conference (via computer screens).

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

The Town Tweeter

Silly sausages

Telework Pants

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"So - we meet at last."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

Scottish Dialect

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

Motion denied. Your lips say "motion denied," but your eyes say "approach the bench."

"I'm afraid the turnout isn't as high as we'd hoped, three of them misheard the date; five got the time wrong and everyone from sales went to a hotel in Scarborough by mistake!"

Bob kept missing the point and was forced to wait around for the next one.

'Well, how did he react? Was it that scowling-grunt of no way, or that raised-eyebrows-grunt of just maybe?'

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"