Telepresence Aficionado Gifts

"I find her remarkably attractive."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Penfriend

"He's working from home."

"The doctor will see you now. Look up at the surveillance camera and tell her what hurts."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"My telemedical nutritionist calls it surprisingly smooth, with a fruity bouquet rendered more enticing due to a hing of cassis and touches of bell pepper aroma."

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

"Please stay on the line....Your call is being ignored in the order in which it was received."

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"Can I call you back?"

'It's a World War II portable phone and it works great when I have someone to crank it.'

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"We'll make you appear smart, but a little inarticulate - instead of somebody who is stupid and doesn't know what he's talking about."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"You know you can't see her."

'Hello... hello... Miss Trumble, hello...'

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

"Hello? Directory enquiries? This si the fourth time I've called for this *&^%()^ number"

"If you are having trouble landing please press one..."

Longing for office work

"Hey Rayna, want some candy?"

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

'All our operators are busy now, please try again later.'

52 Days without Answering a Call

There were disadvantages to the 24 hours communications revolution.

"So how long are you doing this reality show? And where are they filming?"

"So you're mad at me...and you're happy to see me. This is one funky relationship."

"It's from my Telemedicine Man!"

Man in a messy, noisy office describing, over the phone, how he loves Telesales as it gets him out of the messy, noisy city