Telephone Engineer Mugs

'This is the interoffice phone system they installed over the weekend?'

"Don't blame me,lady - that's where your husband told me to put it."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

HUAWEI 5G

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'It's engaged.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

Telephone Box

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

Alexander Graham Bell sends the first text/sext message to Watson that says 'Mr. Waston, Come here. STOP. I want to see you. STOP. What are you wearing? STOP'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Bell invents the telephone.

Remorse code

Early Brain Research Conducted At Bell Telephone Co.

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Laws and mobile technology

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"