Phone Company Technician Mugs

Call before you dig!

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

RSI

'It's for you!'

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

"I tried to get my phone fixed at the genius bar but they wouldn't see me - said I wasn't a genius

Mobile Phones

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."