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Atomic Bear: Part 22

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

RSI

'It's for you!'

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

'We won't have wireless until 2015, but we've made available a pay phone with a three-mile cord.'