Phone Repair Technician Mugs

"I tried to get my phone fixed at the genius bar but they wouldn't see me - said I wasn't a genius

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Genius Bar

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

CLEAR!

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.