Phone Repair Technician Gifts

"I tried to get my phone fixed at the genius bar but they wouldn't see me - said I wasn't a genius

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

CLEAR!

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Genius Bar

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'