Telephone Repair Technician Gifts

'Where have you been? You were supposed to be here yesterday!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Caveman wheel repairers.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Genius Bar

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

TV Repair 101.

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."