Mobile Phone Repair Technician Gifts

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Genius Bar

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

CLEAR!