Mobile Repair Technician Gifts

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"My phone has a cracked screen."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Demonic Repossession.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Nap time."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Caveman wheel repairers.

CLEAR!

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Genius Bar

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

A self-filling prophecy.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"