Mobile Repair Technician Mugs

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"My phone has a cracked screen."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Demonic Repossession.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Nap time."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Working in recovery of Hurricane

A self-filling prophecy.

CLEAR!

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

Genius Bar

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Caveman wheel repairers.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'