Automotive Repair Technician Mugs

'I'm sorry to hear about your Husband's little car crash... By the way, here's my bill for fixing his brakes.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Organic Soldering.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Computer operator welding machine.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Nap time."