Road Repair Technician Mugs

Roadworks

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Nap time."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

CLEAR!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Genius Bar

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'