Road Repair Technician Prints

Roadworks

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Men working (part time).

"Nap time."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Genius Bar

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Trading Places.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"