Road Repair Professional Prints

Stop for Steamroller

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"It's worse than I thought."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Trading Places.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Oh...that's not good."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Your big end has gone

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

Whining SUV.

A cheese grader

A truck salts the road.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'