Mobile Technician Mugs

"Does that app drain your battery?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Technology and literature

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Latest Aye Phone

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Laws and mobile technology

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

Dead spots

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'