Mobile Technology Specialist Mugs

'We're currently working on an app that prevents customer service people frpm rolling their eyes when a customer asks a dumb question.'

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Technology and literature

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Latest Aye Phone

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Information Tightrope.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Batman - Face ID

The Design Artiste

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

The computer crashed

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Laws and mobile technology