Mobile Technology Specialist Prints

'We're currently working on an app that prevents customer service people frpm rolling their eyes when a customer asks a dumb question.'

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Technology and literature

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Information Tightrope.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

The Design Artiste

Latest Aye Phone

Batman - Face ID

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Laws and mobile technology

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

The computer crashed

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Hazard of texting