Mobile Phone Repair Technician T-Shirts

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Caveman wheel repairers.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

A self-filling prophecy.

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

CLEAR!

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Genius Bar

Working in recovery of Hurricane