Phone Repair Specialist T-Shirts

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Nap time."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Oh...that's not good."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

Whining SUV.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Toy repair.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'You need a new bobbin.'

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Call before you dig!