Mobile Phone Expert T-Shirts

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Man, times have changed.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

Laws and mobile technology

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Baggage Horse