Mobile Phone Expert T-Shirts

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Man, times have changed.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Thermidor Dali

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Laws and mobile technology

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."