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"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Batman - Face ID

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Latest Aye Phone

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

CIA Recommended TVs

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'

Dead spots

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."