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Smart Phone versus Dumb Phone

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Robotic Man

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Technology and literature

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Latest Aye Phone

Information Tightrope.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Entomology Reference

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Batman - Face ID

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"I'd like to make a return."