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"Sorry, no we don't do stationary!"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

No Elgar!

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bike Rides

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Heaven

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall of ages

"You get one every time you order something online."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'