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'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

No Elgar!

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Old Curiosity Shop

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

Pop-up shop...

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

Clean dirt.

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

The Shop-a-thon.

"How's that new sports handicapping app?"

How wally got started in golf: catches golf bag while fishing.

Woman shopping for groceries see frozen food display in an igloo.

The Dollar Store.