Pro Shop Explorer T-Shirts

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

No Elgar!

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Body Systems

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pick & Buy Online.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Ebaying at the moon.

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

E-Business Convention

"I found you on Splrg's list."