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'I can only offer you £10.00 for the gun.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Pick & Buy Online.

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

Ebaying at the moon.

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

E-Business Convention

"I found you on Splrg's list."

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"