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'I can only offer you £10.00 for the gun.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pick & Buy Online.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I found you on Splrg's list."

E-Business Convention

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"