Mobile Shop Explorer Mugs

"Sorry, no we don't do stationary!"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

No Elgar!

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bike Rides

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Heaven

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall of ages

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Exploring in the countryside.