App Architect Mugs

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Team Leader

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Building giant sand pies.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Building a company.

Human Brain

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Information about information about information about information.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Information vs. confusion