App Developer Mugs

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'Hold on a minute. I'm downloading an app to monitor my app downloading.'

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

"In addition to creating awesome apps our mission statement should include something about making enough cash so we don't have to move back in with our parents."

'My job was replaced by an app. What's more humiliating, it was a free app.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'Sorry, Caldwell. My new cell phone has a 'stun gun' app.'

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"Well, okay I guess. As long as it's a convenient app."

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

"My new app lets me change my voice to sound like anyone."

"...I guess I'm just a naturally anxious person!"

Smartphone: 'Do I need to wear a coat outside?'

'This app might be just the thing. It puts you in touch with your inner self.'

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

'Can an app make you happy?'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'That's the boss' new hands-on digital motivation app.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Push Notifications

"Wow!...Hold it up, and the app tells you what that is."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"Forced Out of Work by Dating Apps."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"This app converts all of my problems into your problems."

Pavlov's app