App Developer Pillows

Baby Mobile

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'Hold on a minute. I'm downloading an app to monitor my app downloading.'

'My job was replaced by an app. What's more humiliating, it was a free app.'

"In addition to creating awesome apps our mission statement should include something about making enough cash so we don't have to move back in with our parents."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Sorry, Caldwell. My new cell phone has a 'stun gun' app.'

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

"Well, okay I guess. As long as it's a convenient app."

"...I guess I'm just a naturally anxious person!"

'That's the boss' new hands-on digital motivation app.'

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

Smartphone: 'Do I need to wear a coat outside?'

'This app might be just the thing. It puts you in touch with your inner self.'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

Push Notifications

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Can an app make you happy?'

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"My new app lets me change my voice to sound like anyone."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Wow!...Hold it up, and the app tells you what that is."

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

"This app converts all of my problems into your problems."

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