App Designer Pillows

'What kind of defense is 'the phone apps made me do it'?'

"The average user checks their smartphone 297 times a day. This app makes sure you don't fall behind."

'Looks like another killer app.'

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

'We come to your planet in search of free apps.'

'Trick and Trace!'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Hidden Facebook Features

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Open Source.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'zzz sleep.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"Cool bonfire app, man."