App Developers Mugs

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Robotic Man

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Driverless cars rage.

Working Late

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

I should probably get out more.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.