App Developers Prints

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Robotic Man

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Mac OS 20

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

Barcode Dreams

Working Late

Mouse in a hamster wheel.