"Founder or not, get rid of him - he's fouling up our new friendly bank image."
Brand Architect Gifts
Seeking a unique gift for a brand architect? Our collection combines humor and insight, designed to honor their creative spirit. From coffee mugs to art prints, find something that fuels their innovative mind and showcases their passion for branding.
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
Team Leader
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
Create some buzz!
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
'We've re-branded.'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
"It lost a little something in translation."
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"Still suffering from writer's block?"
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"
'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'
"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."
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Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
"That's our new church mascot."
"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
'Floppo' lottery rebranding
Final words on gravestones.
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
The Doorway to Ideas
Human Brain
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At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."
'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'
'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'
"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."
'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'
Brand Architect Gifts Collection
Brand Architect Mugs
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Brand Architect Pillows
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Brand Architect Prints
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Brand Architect T-Shirts
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