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Brand Builders Gifts
Looking for a gift that empowers and inspires the creative minds behind successful brands? Our collection celebrates the passion, vision, and drive of brand builders, offering witty and thoughtful items perfect for those shaping the future of business.
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'How fast can you hype?'
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations
'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'
'We've re-branded.'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
'Have you no common scents?!'
Direct Marketing...
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
"It lost a little something in translation."
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
'We have what might be a very good idea...'
"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"
Target your message
"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
Creative entrepreneur at work
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'
Mountain Tops Incorporated
'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'
Brand Builders Gifts Collection
Brand Builders Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those who build brands. Perfect for stretching their mornings with inspiration and a dash of humor.
Brand Builders Pillows
Find pillows that inspire daily creativity in their workspace or home. A cozy reminder of their brand-building passion.
Brand Builders Prints
Browse prints that celebrate innovation and vision. Perfect for decorating their creative space with motivation.
Brand Builders T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the brand builder in everyone. Show off their entrepreneurial pride in style and wit.