Brand Builders Gifts

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Direct Marketing...

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

Target your message

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'