"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
Online Brand Builder Gifts
Looking for a gift for the online brand builder in your life? Our collection features clever, inspiring products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that capture the essence of digital creativity and entrepreneurial flair. Perfect for those who craft compelling brands and want to show off their passion with humor and style.
"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'
'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'
Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!
Final words on gravestones.
"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."
At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."
The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.
"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."
"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"
"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."
"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"
Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)
'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'
"I just tweeted a chirp."
'Does a blog count as being published.'
"I believe in consistent branding."
"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."
"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."
We're polishing our brand.
'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'
"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."
'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'
"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"
Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.
"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."
Online Brand Builder Gifts Collection
Online Brand Builder Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate the online brand builder? Check out our collection of mugs packed with clever designs and motivational messages.
Online Brand Builder Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with witty and inspiring designs, ideal for adding personality to any creative workspace or living area.
Online Brand Builder Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate digital entrepreneurs, perfect for decorating an office or creating a motivational space.
Online Brand Builder T-Shirts
Discover a variety of t-shirts that capture the entrepreneurial spirit and creativity of online brand builders—perfect for casual wear or making a statement.