Online Brand Builder Prints

"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Final words on gravestones.

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."