Online Brand Builder T-Shirts

"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Final words on gravestones.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'